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Sa ne amuzam sau nu....

Sa ne amuzam sau nu....

Postat de Constelatialeu in Bucatarasii pe 19 Feb 2019, 13:45

Articol pe placul a 10 bucatarasi
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Cautand sa-mi fac de lucru, sa gasesc ceva sa ma stimuleze, mi-am luat la puricat retetele si am citit comentariile voastre. Asa mi-a venit idea sa selectez o parte din ele, care mi s-au parut mai amuzante, acum ramane sa va amintiti cine ce a zis pe la mine-n pagina.....emoticon tavalit de ras.....adica rad de voi, ca sigur nu stiti care ce ati zis....

''Arata suficient de bine ca sa salivez si cred ca doar asta conteaza!''

''Ce nu vede omul de foame ''

''Mare belea esti cand vine vorba de pofte zic sa-i faci o vizita lui Costel...ale lui arata mai bine nu credeam sa-ti placa branza cu mucegai...cam buna comeata asta!! ''

''Pana acum vroiati prunele lui, acum v-ati dat la oua....  )))''

''Ina au mai crescut)''

''Vaaaaaaai! La asa ceva nu m-as fi gandit! )

''

''Huoooooooooooooooooooooooooo!)Tulaaaaaiiiii femeieeee!) Nici eu nu m-as fi gandit...da vad ca ai gandit-o bini di tat asta! Bravo Cleme, esti bestiala! ''

''Sa lesin nu alta de o ora , ma gandeam ca tu daca ai putea ai face tort de coaste )))   ''

''multam, si mai ce? O felie de tort acolo, ca ne-am racit gura cu laudele  Sau n-a mai ramas nici miros de tort, ca de coaste nu poate fi vorba? ''

''Clementino, nu te mai faci bine, mămicule!  ''

''Nu stiu de unde le scoate.....dar in mod clar ne ucide incet si sigur ...''

'')) Intai ma amuz, apoi comentez ))''

''Prima la budigai  confirm ca au fost gustosi ''

'' Ne-ai ucis din fașă cu ăsta!!!''

''celebrul ucigas devenit exploziv ))''

''Nu pot scrie ,, Nu sunteti normali "" !!! 


Sunteti prea normali de asta va iubesc  )
Eu ma incumet la molotovul acesta , mai mare nu ma pot face . mai mica , abia astept ))''

''Eu cred ca a fost : cine pe cine ) Au castigat cei care au servit RRR -ul )''

''1- poza cu ,carnatul e tare de tot 

2- ceai negru de post 
3- vreau si eu  ''

'')) prima poza-i pentru Medi )''

''Daca-i vorba de colaborationism , strig tare : Tradare , de trei ori tradare Ce mi-ar fi placut sa fiu si eu pe acolo   ''

''  Mortales!!!''

''Chinchi de buni    ''

''M-ai turmentat ''

''Cum am zis,eu n-am afrodisiace de-astea )))''

''Periculoasă prăjitura asta dacă se geme  ''

''Ne bat vecinii în țeava de la calorifer )''

''Este perfecta !!! Aduc eu niste rom sa o imbatam si este totul in roz )''

''Daca tava a fost mai mare si ouale mai mici, cum de ti-a iesit mai inalta? ? ''

''Si din cealalta nu are?   Imi place!   ''

''Vai, Cleme!  Îmi și închipui niște comentarii pe facebook  Aș cere și eu o porție, dar se uită chestia aia urât la mine ''

''Nu imi dau cu parerea pana nu gust!  Chuky unde e? )''

''Daca-i pe merite , poate ma incadrez si eu ;d   ''

''Deci hai la felie de tort, o luati prima la dreapta, virati la stanga si fix intre liceu si scoala generala este usa mea, apasati pe 5, e butonul ala care nu se mai vede, s-o sters numarul....))))'' asta-i replica mea, sa se stie, s anu avem vorbe...:D

''Hai că am ajuns și eu așa, fără ocazie! ''

'' Vreau si eu sa cant   ''

''Do re mi Cle mi si moooooooooo))''

''Cleme, cântă-mi și mie vreo două porții )''

''Huuuuuo, ispita ce esti!   Arata superb prajiturica!  Imi place cum arata si crema de decor.   Ps: Cine este acel prieten de care pomenesti?    

''

''Pot să fiu și eu prietenul tău? 

Și eu vreau și...mai vreau )''

''P.S. vreau sa-l cunosc si eu pe prietenul ala al tau  ''

''cred si eu ca-i pacatoasa pentru dieta mea ''

''Mai rau , te baga in pacate . Ai o tava si nu o mai lasi si la altul  ''

''Felicitari ptr cele 999 de gauri,.....''

''   una dintre gauri sa pierdut pe drum  ''

''Felicitari draga mea       Eu doresc ce este pe langa gauri  ''

'' Si zici ca n-ai gasit o gaura, ai? ''

''Ei sa si tu acuma,ca doar nu mai gaseai o gaura ))))''

''sigur sunt bune și doar cu 999 gaurici! ''

''Esti in extaz, ai?''

''

Adică vii şi ne vinzi gogoşi pe-aci şi ne mai ameninţi că o să ai parte şi de ciolan pe sub fasole? 
Bine că nu sunt pretenţios, îmi plac toate modelele. )''

''Eu vreau rasucite!   ''

''Ce le-ai mai îmbârligat! ''

''Doua despletite si eu vreau!: D''

''Cleme, data viitoare pui musafirilor niste romane XXX pe post de desert )''

''O fac de cativa ani,e delicioasa  Si mi-a adus si-un weekend la Poiana Tapului  ''

''Cu 12 oua,doar daca te invita cineva.''

''Mai! Voi vreti sa ma bagati in ceata )))))) total! ))))))) Arata bestial! Wow!   Menuco....eu nu stiu zau ce sa mai cred )) ale cui mama soarelui au fost cornuletele? )))   ''

''Prajitura pe care m-am „batut” cu Vali la Paltinis. Trebuie s-o fac si eu ca prea mult mi-a placut. ''

''E fix ceea ce am nevoie! ....plus o nevasta! ''

''Te-nsori? ))''

'' pot sa fiu nevasta ta?)))''

Gata ca m-am plictisit sa mai caut, sper sa radeti ca de nu va altoiesc pana va vine zambetul pe buze....

PS. Incorsetatii, scepticii, pesimistii si cei fara umor sa si ia bilet de ordine pentru alta lume, asta-i ocupata de oameni veseli....

 


Comentarii (20)

25.02.2019, 07:16

10.01.2020, 03:36

Chinchi , dar misto )

10.01.2020, 03:37

Esti tare , daca si Ceausescu vrea sa-ti dea bani ))

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