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07.05.2011 / 12:11

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07.05.2011 / 20:06

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Azi am cumparat un peste. Cand sa-l curat observ ca saracul de el n-avea un ochi. Ii chem pe copii sa vada "minunea" de peste. 

Zic:"Pestele asta e chior"

Robert: ca Basescu?

Amira: de asta l-a prins nenea la magazin? Ca n-a vazut pe unde sa fuga?

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07.05.2011 / 20:18

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miha a spus:

Azi am cumparat un peste. Cand sa-l curat observ ca saracul de el n-avea un ochi. Ii chem pe copii sa vada "minunea" de peste.  Zic:"Pestele asta e chior" Robert: ca Basescu? Amira: de asta l-a prins nenea la magazin? Ca n-a vazut pe unde sa fuga?

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07.05.2011 / 20:27

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miha a spus:

Azi am cumparat un peste. Cand sa-l curat observ ca saracul de el n-avea un ochi. Ii chem pe copii sa vada "minunea" de peste.  Zic:"Pestele asta e chior" Robert: ca Basescu? Amira: de asta l-a prins nenea la magazin? Ca n-a vazut pe unde sa fuga?

eu daca le-as zice de Basescu s-ar uita ca pestele chior la mine,tare suntem pe langa politica 

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07.05.2011 / 22:16

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mitinita a spus:

eu daca le-as zice de Basescu s-ar uita ca pestele chior la mine,tare suntem pe langa politica  

Nici noi nu avem treaba cu politica, dar a auzit de vreo 2 ori la socru-meu de "chioru' di Basascu" 

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07.05.2011 / 23:58

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miha a spus:

Nici noi nu avem treaba cu politica, dar a auzit de vreo 2 ori la socru-meu de "chioru' di Basascu" 

 aia mica mai zice din cand in cand de "cheliosu", precis o fi facut politica la mama

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08.05.2011 / 14:08

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miha a spus:

Azi am cumparat un peste. Cand sa-l curat observ ca saracul de el n-avea un ochi. Ii chem pe copii sa vada "minunea" de peste.  Zic:"Pestele asta e chior" Robert: ca Basescu? Amira: de asta l-a prins nenea la magazin? Ca n-a vazut pe unde sa fuga?

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17.05.2011 / 10:43

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 Cand fetita mea era un stropsor mai mica, am mers la un team-building cu colegii lui mami si luam si una bucata femeie in varsta si cam enervanta (Directoarea economica) dar ... care se comporta dragut cu fetita se juca cu ea , etc.

La un moment dat oprim, fetita mea culege floricele si apoi  ne urcam iar , iar ea ii ofera floarea respectivei directoare: ... "Uite o floare urata ca tine!"   imi venea sa intru in pamant 

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........particip la un concurs foto si va rog muuult un vot     pentru fetita mea cea haioasa 

- eliminati eventualele spatii libere ce pot aparea in link:

 

http://www.verze.ro/Concurs-foto/Concurs-foto-Copilul-meu-este-cel-mai-haios-2011/Fetite-2-6-ani/Alyssa-965.html

 

 

Multumesc muuult ! 

 

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17.05.2011 / 14:38

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librya a spus:

 Cand fetita mea era un stropsor mai mica, am mers la un team-building cu colegii lui mami si luam si una bucata femeie in varsta si cam enervanta (Directoarea economica) dar ... care se comporta dragut cu fetita se juca cu ea , etc. La un moment dat oprim, fetita mea culege floricele si apoi  ne urcam iar , iar ea ii ofera floarea respectivei directoare: ... "Uite o floare urata ca tine!"    imi venea sa intru in pamant  ____________________________________________________________________ ........particip la un concurs foto si va rog muuult un vot      pentru fetita mea cea haioasa  - eliminati eventualele spatii libere ce pot aparea in link:   http://www.verze.ro/Concurs-foto/Concurs-foto-Copilul-meu-este-cel-mai-haios-2011/Fetite-2-6-ani/Alyssa-965.html     Multumesc muuult !   

votat!

sper ca doar atat trebuia, sa apas acolo.

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17.05.2011 / 15:53

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librya a spus:

 Cand fetita mea era un stropsor mai mica, am mers la un team-building cu colegii lui mami si luam si una bucata femeie in varsta si cam enervanta (Directoarea economica) dar ... care se comporta dragut cu fetita se juca cu ea , etc. La un moment dat oprim, fetita mea culege floricele si apoi  ne urcam iar , iar ea ii ofera floarea respectivei directoare: ... "Uite o floare urata ca tine!"    imi venea sa intru in pamant  ____________________________________________________________________ ........particip la un concurs foto si va rog muuult un vot      pentru fetita mea cea haioasa  - eliminati eventualele spatii libere ce pot aparea in link:   http://www.verze.ro/Concurs-foto/Concurs-foto-Copilul-meu-este-cel-mai-haios-2011/Fetite-2-6-ani/Alyssa-965.html     Multumesc muuult !   

Votat fetita haioasa!

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21.10.2011 / 13:40

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se pare ca redeschid subiectul vreti?

asta apropo de poza mea de la avatar. Andrei al meu era la serbare de Ziua Unirii in 24 ianuarie, si era foarte concentrat, nu zambea deloc. Noi in primul rand, ca niste parinti mandri de progenitura lor, ne chinuiam sa il facem sa rada putin. La un moment dat taica-su ii scoate limba, iar el foarte promt i-a intors serviciul .... a scos si el limba, de fata cu toata sala.

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21.10.2011 / 23:48

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, chiar mi se facuse dor de rubrica asta. noi tcomai ne-am intors de la film, cei 3 muschetari 3D, iar Maty profitind ca-i intuneric a tras un pui de somn in sala :)). A doua oara i se intimpla 

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23.10.2011 / 19:02

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Alexutul meu profita din plin de vacanta, ieri a venit Antonia (iubita lui)la noi, s-au jucat apoi s-a dus el la Antonia. Aseara era gata sa ramana sa doarma la ea. Cam devreme.... Prietena mea (mama Antoniei) zicea ca acum e OK, mai tarziu trebuie sa ne facem griji... :))
Azi, tot impreuna porumbeii. :D Au iesit (cu tata socru de data asta :)) ) la Mac, apoi au fost la cetate ca e festivalul vinului ;) . De acolo m-a sunat flacaul sa ma anunte ca nu vine acasa, merge iarasi la Antonia. L-)
So...am fecior mare....
A, sa vedeti ce faza haioasa. Ieri in timp ce se jucau astia mici in camera, suna cineva la usa. Cin' sa fie? Cu recensamantul. O poftesc frumusel in casa (de stiam ieri ca nu e obligatoriu, nu-i mai dadeam CNP-urile) .Asta e... In fine, completeaza femeia chestionarele, ajunge si la intrebarile legate de copil, ma intreaba daca e elev, ii spun ca e in clasa a II-a, dupa care ma intreaba daca e casatorit sau nu. :-o
La care eu foarte serioasa zic "pai are o iubita, acum nu stiu sigur daca au discutat despre casatorie sau nu".
S-a uitat si aia chioras la mine. Pai cum fratele meu sa intrebi daca un copil de 8 ani e casatorit sau nu???
Si nici macar nu suntem "bronzati" ca  bronzul de mare de cand s-a dus ... :ymdevil:

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23.10.2011 / 19:51

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ce tuta

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23.10.2011 / 21:51

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Criss a spus:

Alexutul meu profita din plin de vacanta, ieri a venit Antonia (iubita lui)la noi, s-au jucat apoi s-a dus el la Antonia. Aseara era gata sa ramana sa doarma la ea. Cam devreme.... Prietena mea (mama Antoniei) zicea ca acum e OK, mai tarziu trebuie sa ne facem griji... Azi, tot impreuna porumbeii. Au iesit (cu tata socru de data asta ) la Mac, apoi au fost la cetate ca e festivalul vinului . De acolo m-a sunat flacaul sa ma anunte ca nu vine acasa, merge iarasi la Antonia. So...am fecior mare.... A, sa vedeti ce faza haioasa. Ieri in timp ce se jucau astia mici in camera, suna cineva la usa. Cin' sa fie? Cu recensamantul. O poftesc frumusel in casa (de stiam ieri ca nu e obligatoriu, nu-i mai dadeam CNP-urile) .Asta e... In fine, completeaza femeia chestionarele, ajunge si la intrebarile legate de copil, ma intreaba daca e elev, ii spun ca e in clasa a II-a, dupa care ma intreaba daca e casatorit sau nu. La care eu foarte serioasa zic "pai are o iubita, acum nu stiu sigur daca au discutat despre casatorie sau nu". S-a uitat si aia chioras la mine. Pai cum fratele meu sa intrebi daca un copil de 8 ani e casatorit sau nu??? Si nici macar nu suntem "bronzati" ca  bronzul de mare de cand s-a dus ...

  Azi au fost si la mine cu recensamantul, si l-am declarat capul familiei pe... Bobitza  

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